If you'd like to become a team sponsor and have your business logo featured above, please see our benefits package and letter for more information and also contact our marketing manager. Thank you!

Check out our eMarketplace page! On this page you can advertise any service you offer. If you'd like to get in on the fun and profit, send a message to Michelle with your information. You can even include a PDF or JPEG file of your advertisement as you'd like it to appear. We'll then post your service here for other Marlins families to view.

We are now full and accepting wait list only. Thank you! Please e-mail Michelle if you'd like to be in the waiting list. We thank Felix for all his hard work for maintaining the site previous years. Thank you again for your services.

Breaking news (other than that this is definitely, unquestionably, indisputably, ineluctably my last website update): There are still registration slots open. Please e-mail Michelle if you still want a spot on this marvelous swim team. We are forming a waiting list with priority given to in-district swimmers, so this is your last chance to get on the team for 2012. All right, I am now skulking back to my retirement. Really, I am not kidding this time; I mean it.

All right, this is it for me! This is absolutely, positively the last time I'm updating this website before ceding the reigns of power to Mr. Suh. Having said that, we thank Wirth Financial & Insurance Services for their generous support of the Westpark Marlins. That's it; I am totally done here now. Totally. And don't forget about registration Sunday (really, I should just invoke executive privilege and make my kid register), and always remember to keep your browsers pointed right here at the Marlins website.

Encore, encore! Well, I thought I was retired, but I was getting bored sitting at home watching the news about the upcoming Earth Day and tree huggers like Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman. (Memo to self—work on sycamore impression . . .) I was missing everything Marlins. Luckily, it turned out I had to make one more teensy weensy update to my beloved website, and that is to let everyone know to fill out this waiver form and bring it with you to registration on April 22. OK, that is it! Now I'm absolutely, indubitably done here. Happy swimming!

During tonight's board (bored?) meeting, we decided that now would be a propitious time for a website update given that registration for the 2012 season is happening in just a few days. So for all you parents lucky enough to have children who actually want to do something useful with their lives this summer (sadly, my younger progeny isn't one of them), the schedule for Sunday, April 22, goes like this: Returning swimmers, 1:30 p.m. to 2 p.m.; new in-district swimmers, 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.; and new out-of-district swimmers, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. Registration is at the Marlins home pool. Bring this registration form and read the volunteer agreement, among other things. Now, we can't legally force you to abide by the volunteer agreement, but be warned that slackers who don't will endanger their souls.

We would like to welcome our newest sponsor, Dr. Joseph Passamano. Thank you, sir!

Folks, I've had the time of my life being the statistician and webmaster since the 2008 season. I'm retiring now (thank you, Mega Millions!). Fortunately, the puissant blandishments of new team president Michelle were enough to persuade last year's president, Jennifer, to be the new sucker—I mean, statistician—and Chang Suh to assume webmaster duties. Since Mr. Suh just happens to be a professional web designer, you and I will undoubtedly be blown away when he remakes this site. I can hardly wait for that and humbly apologize for not rendering this website as exciting as it'll unquestionably become under his aegis. These are exciting times to be a member of the Marlins family. I'm going to miss it a lot but will always be with the team in spirit. I thank everyone who's offered me appreciative comments during my tenure here. Good luck, my friends, and go Marlins!!